TOP Ten signs a gay Homeboy Chicano marriage won't work
By Al Carlos Hernandez, LatinoLA
10. He comes from the North, he comes from the South.
9. Constant argument over who gets to grow the mustache.
8. Can no longer testify against each other in court.
7. Two Juan's don't make a right.
6. Pressured by tradition to give their Pit Bull a Quinceañera
5. Fathers of The Grooms would show up in full body armor.
4. Slap fights every season over who should get the Rose.
3. He loves Rap, He loves Oldies, they wear separate, yet matching iPods.
2. Relentless "Less filling, taste great" diatribe.
1. They both carry "Papers" for different reasons.