Top Ten Reasons Santa wants to avoid Oakland, CA


TOP Ten Reasons Santa Wants to Avoid Oakland

Way to close to Alameda and Emeryville

By Al Carlos Hernandez, Contributing Editor, LatinoLA
Published on LatinoLA: December 16, 2010

10. He always gets sleigh-jacked and they spray paint his rig silver and black.

9. The naughty outnumber the nice 757,000 to 1.

8. The Hell's Angels motorcycle club thinks he is one of theirs, and get him wasted in the clubhouse on Foothill Blvd.

7. Those who have chimneys can afford to buy their own presents.

6. Every time he parks on a roof he accidentally runs over someone hiding from OPD.

5. Anyone who wears that much red is considered gang affiliated.

4. The pit bulls find the reindeer attractive and attempt to date them.

3. Every time he yells "Ho, Ho, Ho" he gets sued for sexual harassment.

2. Santa don't want no Baby Mama, drama...

1. Warrants.

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