Top ten reasons Latinos don't believe in UFOs...

While 80 million others do
By Dr. Al Carlos

10. If you spend your time looking up, someone will steal your wallet.

9. The only real flying object threat is a chancla.

8. We find the word "alien" pejorative and didactic. (Don't hate real writers).

7. We have proof: Anything shaped like a tortilla can only soar across a kitchen.

6. If we're alone on a deserted road in the middle of the night, we have larger problems.

5. If they aren't hiring baggage handlers, we're not interested.

4. We maintain a cultural "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy about anything embarrassing.

3. We're too busy finding religious icons on window shades and dinner entrées.

2. We invented tequila, therefore we have a credibility problem when is comes to hallucinations.

1. Arizona police is more of a credible threat than ET.