TOP 10 Reasons Fidel Thinks Communism Failed
By Dr. Al Carlos Hernandez
10. Tired of being rushed to the hospital in the trunk of a 1958 Buick.
9. Finally realized that the rest of Cubans didn't know how to amass a $2 billion personal fortune like he did.
8. Tired of being accused of being a ZZ Top wanna-be.
7. Someone finally had the nerve to tell him that Army pants make his booty look huge.
6. No hope of ever fielding a world class long distance Olympic swimming team.
5. Average worker earns 20 dollars a month; anyone making $25 a month or over is considered a one percenter.
4. He no longer thinks that exploding cigars are funny.
3. Convinced that he started the trend of big beards in major league baseball
2. Everything is free but the people.
1. Because it did fail. ¡Viva Cuba Libre!