TOP Ten reasons Latinos don’t see UFO’s
By Al Carlos
10. If you spend your time looking up someone will steal your wallet.
9. The only real threatening flying object is a Chancla, (Slipper)
8. We find the word, “Alien”, pejorative and didactic. (Don’t hate PhD’s)
7. We have proof; anything shaped like a tortilla can only soar across a kitchen.
6. If we are alone on a deserted road in the middle of the night we have larger problems.
5. If they are not hiring baggage handlers, we are not interested.
4. We maintain a cultural "don’t ask, don’t tell" policy about anything embarrassing.
3. Too busy finding Religious icons on window shades and dinner entrées.
2. We invented Tequila, therefore a credibility problem when is comes to hallucinations.
1. ICE is more of a threat than ET