TOP Ten Barrio, post holiday workouts
By Al Carlos
10.Credit card juggling.
9. Chasing kids through malls wearing slippery church shoes.
8. Running along side of a city bus with fat lips caught in the door.
7. Shopping cart pushing, returning a big screen, through Wino obstacle course.
6. Forced In- Law eviction off of the sofa, wrestling.
5. Group House slipper aluminum can crushing.
4. Going back to the (dread-mill) work.
3. Getting ICE to chase "The Documented" down the block, while "The Undocumented" get away.
2. Deciding to lose 276 pounds by divorcing Husband/Wife.
1. By walking 5 miles a day, Republicans hope you could be in Canada or Mexico by April.
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